What is You're Such A Simonist.?


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Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.

Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.

Simon: I know I hate him.

Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?

Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.

See retard, stupid, fat, dumb


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