What is You're Such A Simonist.?
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Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
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an (mostly internet-) connection that really sucks.
Dude, cuntnexxian imminent, dude!!11!1 Me like gonna phawkteh ISP, rite?
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a man who thinks he is a panda and with a slightly off-kilter grasp of English spelling.
virginpusher might say: "Ima panda"
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