What is You're Such A Simonist.?
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Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
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A pair of unusually large breasts, usually reserved for those which are nicely shaped and on an attractive woman.
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A lumberjack's haunches. Generally representing the meatier regions of the thigh.
Paul Bunyan's timberloins seethed with pain..
