What is You're Such A Simonist.?
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Someone who believes in retarded principles, encourages eating large amounts of fast food, and is really dumb and retarded in every way, also they are fat.
Fred: Dude that kid Jake is such a simonist, he ate four entire steaks at lunch.
Simon: I know I hate him.
Jake: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Fred: Gah You're such a simonist.
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A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.
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The burning sensation left after a hard bout of mud-butt.
And/Or hard pushing of a huge dump.
" damn fool stop walking so fast i ..
