Yourmomapheliac Edit Meaning

1. One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess. "OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?" See..

1. Post alcohol consumption loose stool I was banging this girl I took home from the bar & she surprised me with a finger to my starfi..

1. Shorthand for penis. Hey Melissa, are you gunna get some of that 'nis tonight? See prick, cock, boner, dong, wang, schlong, willy..