Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Blutt

1. Northern word for the female front bottom, otherwise known as a cunt, minge Her leotard was so tight you can see her blutt! See fanny,..

Urban Santa

1. Urban Santa is like normal santa but more ghetto. he would say things such as lololololol rather than hohoho. Normal Santa: "Hohoh..

Zgeg

1. really it means dick, in french slang t'est trop un zgeg toi, t'est assui con que mon chien. ( you really are a dick, your..

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