Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

The Burnt

1. a synonym for the now closed infamous Eatontown Roller Rink "yo A-Plus was fire at the burnt last night umpth snap!" See eat..

Kay B

1. Short for Kind Bud. A suburban type of weed smoked only by north olmsted gangstas. Makes them feel like they are ghetto so they buy and ..

Hormone Stick

1. A synonym for an erect penis. Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick? See cock, boner, stiffy, schlong..

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