Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Duckin'

1. When one hides under a table in a Chinese restaurant in an attempt to avoid a bald black man. My girlfriends saw me hiding under a tabl..

Moraga

1. See; Orinda Rich white kids who do nothing besides pretend to be black. Some asians present. Yo, that wigger's a fucking nut sack..

Haha Syndrome

1. When a person, usually an adolescent female girl, writes haha before, in the middle, and after every statement made online regardless of..

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