Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Yorkie Yap Attack

1. The yorkie yap attack involves a few steps during sexual intercourse 1. grab the victim by the shoulders and throw them to the ground...

Homestump

1. A close friend. Same as homeslice or homeskillet. Whassup homestump? How's it goin' homestump? See homestump, homey, homesl..

Nunfer

1. Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her. Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was givin..

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