Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Hohoemu

1. Japanese verb meaning "to smile" -the "-te" form is -yonde Egao de hohoendere (smile with your smiling face) Hoho..

Ham Hock

1. Cockney rhyme for cock The bitch jumped on my ham hock See ham, hock, hamhock, cock, dick..

1. Same as :cool:. Used in chat when something is particularly neat or "cool." <Altron> Hey taco I got a packet of ketchu..

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