Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Zank

1. a name given to describe unusally large testicles. His balls were named zank because if each of DooDoo's legs could touch the top ..

Recession Muff

1. When, due to the downturn in the economy, a woman must forgo her bikini/brazilian wax. I met a totally cute guy at Toronado last night ..

Part-time Pervert

1. When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars! Chris..

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