Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

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Sonmez

1. One deficient in judgment and good sense. How very sonmez of you.....

Lungeous

1. Of, or pertaining to a woman's mammalian protuberences. rack "Dude. Look at the lungs on her. She's totally lungeous.&qu..

Jamaican Jerk

1. When you reach from behind and through your legs in a bent over fashion with one foot propped up upon an object such as a table or chair..

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