Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

I Am The

1. The phrase that is strapped on to a word to show that you are the supreme best at whatever it is you use this with 1. I am the pwns 2...

Dipslap

1. To put your dick in someone's ass, then pull it out and slap her in the face with it. When my bitch wants to feel dirty, I fuck he..

Rage Bagel

1. When one erupts into a fight, rage, fury, or becomes very scary. Stop rage bageling! He's about to rage bagel! See rage, fight, ..

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