Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Cock Parrot

1. when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder..

Roundheeled

1. Slutty, in the sense of rounded heels for easy positioning on the back. Archaic, but rather useful. Think of a skanky weeble...

Old Man's Eyebrows

1. When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white ..

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