Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Reign

1. To rule over absolutely, to be the absolute authority. The reign of HM Queen Elizabeth I was known as 'The golden Era' as it ..

Asci

1. One of the best last names out there. And it's pronounced Ash-ee. So get it right idiots. Asci is hot stuff. Damn! Did you see As..

Yeth Yeth

1. What a nerd says when he gets intellectually stimualated (aka a boner from a calculus problem) An intellectual orgasm. Yeth yeth, if y..

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