Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

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The Bad Thing

1. Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his part..

Attentionetarian

1. A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention. Host: Who wants pumpkin pie? Attention..

Unclean Spirits

1. 1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass". 2. The process..

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