Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Ten Fo

1. agreeing to anothers statement or idea with the old radio talk "10-4" "Hey dave you going to Dennys"? "TEN FO..

Hold In

1. When one holds in a fart (squeeze the butt cheeks); often times to avoid embarrassment. If your hold in fails you must result to a ghos..

The Sloppy Whopper With Heavy Mayo

1. The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing. Man, John did it again. The..

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