Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Uber-ejaculation

1. An ejaculation by a male or female exceeding 11 fluid ounces. After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot ..

W.g.a.r.a.

1. Who gives a rats ass Pete: Hey Vinny,did you hear the Yankees signed Clemens today?..Vinny: Pete,W.G.A.R.A. See who cares, big deal..

Italian Triple

1. When manually stimulating a woman's private parts, applying a thumb to the clitoris, inserting one or two fingers in the vaginal ca..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Yourmometer Edit Meaning