Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

In The Cups

1. Being inebriated. On a bender. Drinking heavily. Origin is probably either Donathon or Garret from Brooklyn. Often repeated by Kate also..

Biernadotte

1. A black virgin who loves to talk about the things hell do to a women but will never get a chance. Biernadotte- damn i would make that w..

Dancing Helmi

1. A foolish type of jig dance that involves kicking feet from side to side. My sister did a "dancing helmi" when she saw that h..

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