Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Existance

1. This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter. The..

¯º_o/¯

1. Slighty crazed, excited face. Bobby-Sue:I JUST GOT LAID Sue-Bobby:ME TOO! Both:¯(º_o)/¯ See excited, yay, crazed, face, sad, ¯(º_o)/..

Ham Bag

1. Female version of teabag Brendan was so drunk he passed out and Mandy ham bagged him See teabag, ham sandwich..

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