Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

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Old Town Halls

1. old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of..

Gurly

1. A woman or girl dressed seductively or whatever inciting rape. Hey Gurly <grunt> cmere i got some lipstick to doll you up gurly. ..

Metro-north

1. New York's subway for white people. "I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-Nort..

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