Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Jibbah

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Quimley Soup

1. the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex "pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..

Roobs

1. The protruding ribs on a skinny-guy that look disturbingly like the breastsof an elderly matron when he sucks in his abdominal region. ..

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