Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Declare Jihad

1. The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit. Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet. See jihad, decl..

I Got Mine

1. Making sure you got what you need, way before everyone else did. I got mine, don't talk to me 'till you get yours. See get s..

Clash, The

1. the single most badass band ever All bow to the Clash! Noone can step to London Calling, The Clash, Sandanista, and Combat Rock!..

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