Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

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Texas Douche

1. Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone N..

Starter Marriage

1. Exclusively refers to a couple's initial marriage, probably at age 24 or less, involving partners with little income and assets. Ma..

Yes Dear

1. 1.n. A pussy whipped muthafucka that won't stand up to his old lady. 2. n. A man who let' his old lady walk all over him and ..

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