Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Very Shortly

1. we will be home by four thirty to five in the morning :] kim gabby nick and andrew ohh and friend will be home very shortly. ps love y..

Kidney Punch

1. A body shot to the kidney area when properly placed during anal sex will tighten the brown star fish. This coke whore had such a wide d..

Napturnal Emission

1. when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping. I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to..

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