Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

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1. explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically..

Bone Melter

1. Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter. Man 1: "..

Yano

1. yano = ya know, ya kno, you know, u no etc.... dewd #1: I met diss anime chix n she had liek one peniz i was liek "omfgwtf?",..

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