Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Bad Breath

1. when a man (or woman) is eating out a girl, and the girl queefs, it is called bad breath. i was eating out molly jizzwold and she gave ..

Alert Cobra

1. A Male erection that is ready to pounce Yo man I got such an alert cobra See boner, rock-penis, hard on, erection..

Niggaman

1. To go behind your friends back and hook up with his romantic target. To snake a chick from your friend. Oh yea, we used to be good fri..

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