Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

El Monko

1. A slang term for the fluid excreted during ejaculation. It took her five minutes to lick all the El Monko out of his arse. 2. Often f..

Eskimo Ho

1. A girl who always wears a jacket with fur and is a big ho. That girl is such an Eskimo Ho. See ho, whore, slut, eskimo, fur..

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1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Oooh! ~(O_O)~ is the infamous Flying Spaghetti Monster. I hope I spelled Spaghetti right. See the, flyin..

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