Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Silent Dating

1. Dating, usually at an arranged event or club, through passing notes and gesturing. Soothing music or soothing whitenoise, such as sounds..

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

Zooted

1. being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted.. refer to top See tom 2. to be just so fucked up that ur..

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