Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Vantabliazer

1. You take something good and make it better. you such a vantabliazer! right E Fo0? lol love yah so much!..

Eat A Peach

1. Slang term for cunnilingus, or, the oral stimulation of the female genetalia. Or more simply, eating a girl out. "Me and my girlf..

Upside Down Disco

1. The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously. Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan. Stacie: Ye. Lacey:Wow, ..

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