Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Bag Her And Tag Her

1. To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burk..

Vibrating Palm

1. Apparently, it's a pretty powerful move. The vibrating palm, once administered, works in mysterious ways, affecting you usually aro..

Korean Nationalism

1. A foolish and blind fervor so many Korean FOBs wear on their sleeves. It stems from the fact that Japan once put Korean under its thumb ..

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