Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Sloppy Louisiana

1. When you blow your load in a girls nostril and it drips out the other nostril. abbreviated SL "Dude yesterday i totally did a slop..

Take The Tampon Out

1. 1.Quit Being a Pussy Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball" Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it..

Peterson

1. The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible. From the vine..

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