Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Cooch Bumps

1. The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair. Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps See vagina, pussy, sha..

Torpedo Penis

1. a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo pen..

Jjjhs

1. a) a guy who has too many first names, abbreviated form of john jacob jingle heimer shmidt. b) also commonly used as 'momma's..

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