Yourmometer

What is Yourmometer?

A qualitative measurement tool to characterize the hotness of someone's mom.

1: Dude, your mom is hot.

2: Shut up. You're sick.

1: I can't help it. She's got a high reading on the yourmometer.

See thermometer, your mom, your mama, hot, hottie

Edward Fourtyhands

1. A drinking game in which the player tapes a forty ounce to his hand and cannot remove it until he finishes it hey look its edward fourt..

Vage Badger

1. a small furry mammal that lives in a woman's pubic area weaving itself a small shelter out of muff hair. matt wayne look it up, yo..

Exploding Vj

1. fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, ..

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