Yourmomportunity

What is Yourmomportunity?

Moments in conversation when there is a chance to chime in with a classic, "Your Mom" joke.

Mike: I found that under the couch, dude. Don't put it in your mouth.

Liam: Your mom said not to put it in her mouth but I did it anyway.

Adam: Nice capatalization of the yourmomportunity there, broseph.

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Tonsil Slurp

1. a deep kiss when the tongue wipes the tonsils He gave her a good tonsil slurp and she could smell he hadn't scraped his tongue for..

Ride It

1. The phrase used to describe the event in which one person makes another person "flinch" via pretending to punch them, pretendi..

Spazism

1. The art of acting spazzy or spasticated. "LOL, that special kid is totally full of spazism." See spazism, spaz, spastic, men..

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