What is Yourmomportunity?
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Moments in conversation when there is a chance to chime in with a classic, "Your Mom" joke.
Mike: I found that under the couch, dude. Don't put it in your mouth.
Liam: Your mom said not to put it in her mouth but I did it anyway.
Adam: Nice capatalization of the yourmomportunity there, broseph.
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adj: a polite way of saying asshole
well hi there sphincter boy
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A symonym for assholeor douchebag. Can also be used as a..
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When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.
Mum: Jeez, you shit yourse..
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the act of fondling and softly blowing into a males genitalia.
It is most commonly known for as a ritualistic act performed in ancient..
