Yourmum

What is Yourmum?


1.

good fuck _b

<cohnsy> lant your mum eats too much

See cohnsy

2.

A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.

I did YOURMUM last night.

See Big J

3.

speaking of mums i boned jonny b's mum last nite it was great but her minge is as wide as a bucket, anyway ive got to shag a mum in russia so moscow

4.

A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")

Max: "your gay"

Josh: "yourmum's gay"

See Josh

5.

A word commonly used in brighton when describing a sexual act with the mother of the person the insult was directed at.

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a greeting when meeting friends.

i had your mum

love your mum; sucky sucky $5, love her long time

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all yourmum are belong to us.


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