What is Yourmum?
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<cohnsy> lant your mum eats too much
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2.
A dorogative statement to do with boning someone parental.
I did YOURMUM last night.
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speaking of mums i boned jonny b's mum last nite it was great but her minge is as wide as a bucket, anyway ive got to shag a mum in russia so moscow
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A useless insult used when losing an arguement (see: "can-you-get-out-of-my-library", and "schoolpolicy")
Max: "your gay"
Josh: "yourmum's gay"
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A word commonly used in brighton when describing a sexual act with the mother of the person the insult was directed at.
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a greeting when meeting friends.
i had your mum
love your mum; sucky sucky $5, love her long time
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all yourmum are belong to us.
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