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the most amazing last name in the whole world.
What's your last name?
von Spiegel.
What? Thats the most amazing kick ass last na..
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(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container
Before squeezing mustard all over my ho..
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when you think your period is over and you take a hugeeeee shit and you look in the toilet and see red blood swarming your shit. AKA You..
