Youtubal Ligation

What is Youtubal Ligation?


1.

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

See youtube, computers, surgery, movies, family, work


60

Random Words:

1. An amazing band from edinburgh who could be best classed as pop-metal or rock/metal. Band members are Murray Johnstone (vox), Sam Robins..
1. The latest and hottest new comic book out there created by Kiana A. M.. With it's wit and charm, Zezlol is the perfect form of amus..
1. A branch of government owned facilities geared towards education and achievement of knowledge through cruddy textbooks, overpopulated cl..