Youtubal Ligation

What is Youtubal Ligation?


1.

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

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