You've Been Tangoed

What is You've Been Tangoed?

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(inf. phrase) In reference to the bummingscene in the 1973 Bertolucci movie "Last Tango In Paris" and the popular 1990s TV commercials for the soft drink "Tango" - when you've just shot your creamy load up a bird's arse, this phrase makes the perfect accompaniment to a post-coital cigarette, all the more poignant if you have used butter or Tango as lube.

Me: Was that Cadbury canal cruise good for you too?

Bumslut: (crying) No! It was horrible and painful, and it's all sticky because of the cum, butter and Tango!

Me: Unlucky, bumslut - You've Been Tangoed!

See bumslut, tango, anal, butter, lube, jap's eye
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