You've Been Tangoed

What is You've Been Tangoed?

1.

(inf. phrase) In reference to the bummingscene in the 1973 Bertolucci movie "Last Tango In Paris" and the popular 1990s TV commercials for the soft drink "Tango" - when you've just shot your creamy load up a bird's arse, this phrase makes the perfect accompaniment to a post-coital cigarette, all the more poignant if you have used butter or Tango as lube.

Me: Was that Cadbury canal cruise good for you too?

Bumslut: (crying) No! It was horrible and painful, and it's all sticky because of the cum, butter and Tango!

Me: Unlucky, bumslut - You've Been Tangoed!

See bumslut, tango, anal, butter, lube, jap's eye
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