What is You've Probably Done This...?


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When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked, for her roommates to see when they come back home.

The next morning after waking up naked on her couch, you call your buddy to tell him what happened and you start the story with "You've Probably Done This..."

See sleep, ejaculate, sofa, couch


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