Yowza!

What is Yowza!?


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A more interesting and friendlier way of saying hello,wassup, hi,how'dy, hey

Must be said in a'WASSUP' budweiser ad kind of way when answering your phone or when calling a friend!

Saying this when answering your phone deters the most pissed off friend from telling you off as they are now thinking "what the hell did you just say!" No one can be truly mad at you once you've uttered it!

Pissed off friend calls and you answer: "Yowza!"

They say: "Wot!"

You say again: "Yowza!"

They say "LOL, Yowza!?"

(They are now completely confused as to why and what they were mad at you about in the first place)

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You call a friend they answer "hello"

You reply "YOWZA"

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See wassup, hi, hey, hello


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