What is Yo-yo?
1.
When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in.
Dude you have got to pull over! I've got a serious yo-yo going here.
2.
interjection
1) A greeting
2) A exclamation one makes to make one’s presence know
To say it properly one must emphasize the second “yo” and slightly raise the volume with which one says it.
1) Matt: Yo-YO! I’m goin to
tizzy toscroltch somego-go juice ,full throttle . If you want me to snag you some12 oz curls you gotta gimme thatmad mozzarella .
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3.
a seemingly psychotic person who expresses him/herself through insane stunts.
"Did you see that yo-yo jump that truck holy shit!"
4.
(n.) a form of childhood
The aggressor will pin their
"That bully, Ron, gave my little brother the yo-yo treatment last week, but my big brother caught him and gave him the mother of all wedgies!"
5.
a yo-yo is a phenomenom where you can say what ever you want to a girl, and within less than 5 minutes, that girl will come running back to you,like a yo-yo, with your chances of action increased exponentially. This is accompanied by making the motion of using a yo-yo, and saying 'yo-yo' under your breath
Me: you slut bag whore, you cunt scab licking AIDS infected bitch, you dirty pirate hooking bitch, you bull dike cock sucking hoe bag!
(girl runs away in tears)
(girl walks back in seductively)
Girl:heyyy, you wanna go upstairs?
Me:yo-yooo!
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6.
1. an indecisive person
2. to be indecisive
3. a stupid or obnoxious person
4. a sexually promiscuous person(from the notion that the such a person has so much indiscriminate sex that their pants go up and down like a yo-yo)
He must be the biggest yo-yo ever.
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7.
useless idiot, any fucktard too stupid to be allowed to breed.
Sam: You hear what Dave did today?
Tom: Yeah, he skipped work then went for coffee right across the street from the office.
Sam: yeah, that fucking yo-yo's lucky he didn't lose his job.
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