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In actuality this would be a "fart" burger -- yet we need to disguise the initial word to interest others in this fine meal. ..
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A combination of the words uber (the best, ultimate), lag(slowness in a game due to either a bad or overly busy server
) and the suffix..
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spermicals means 'sperm cells'
"ooooh gooey spermicals"..