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Getting kicked in the balls!
Bob: Man what happened to you?
Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split
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An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.
My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-fac..
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When you have three things going on at once.
*dude is on the phone, paying the pizza guy at the front door & brushing his teeth*
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