What is Yu Gi Oh?
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1) A card game, manga, and anime that are a complete waste of time, money, and technology. Involves characters/players yelling at each other about cards that don't matter, taking away Life Points that don't really matter, either, and generally only appeals to eight-year-old boys.
2) Perfect material for an anime music video to Barenaked Ladies' "New Kid (On The Block)." If anyone ever finds this video, they MUST watch it.
On the next episode of Yu Gi Oh!: Will Yugi be able to save the soul of his best friend's sister-in-law's cousin twice removed from being cast into the Shadow Realm by Yami Pikachu? Or will his faith in the Spleen of the Cards falter and cause him to lose his Puce-Eyes Primrose Dragon? Tune in next week to find out!!
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An anime that was hacked up and turned into 4Kids' latest kiddie cash cow.
"I will send your mind... to the SHADOW REALM!"
"Wait, you're going to kill him?"
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An anime cartoon that is spliced and edited for american viewers to make it even crappier than it already is. Yugi, the main character apparently is always hopped up on crack because his eyes are friggin huge. He also has a split personality. Because he gets all serious and talks like a cheesey sports announcer. The only thing they do in the cartoon is stand on a podium thingy and shout commands to card that have come 'alive' on an outrageous 3-D computer generator thing. If I have offended 9 year olds or loser 25 year olds who like yu gi oh, well FUCK YOU. :)
sony roolz slaps the salami to YU-Gi-Oh.
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1. A stupid, slow moving and over-all poor quality cartoon about a card game in a fictional setting where this card game is more popular than it is in real life. It has a lot of symbolic insults toward western religion and cultures. It is made by a cartoon company that draws characters that dress in a way that sugests a culture of buggery among the employees that probably resulted from those employees being isolated from women or at least acceptable dating options because they are most likely forced to always stay in a compound away from the outside world by a corporation that has sexist hiring practices.
2. A card game that shares many of the same descriptions as the above entry.
Yu Gi Oh is garbage.
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A card game that was origionally a spoof of Magic: The gathering in the cartoon and called Magic and Wizards Fans of the cartoon thought loved it so it was made into a card game.
"I just bought some new Yu-Gi-Oh cards at the mall tody."
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A really fucked up card game that needs to be destroyed because it sucks hind leg!
yo dude that yu gi oh is so fucked up to the extreme!
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A messed up shitacular spinoff of the greatest card game ever, Magic: The Gathering, to just appeal to eight-year-old boys whose playmates are forty-year-old gay men/priests and animals.
Yu gi oh. What a messed up name.
