What is Yucca Valley?
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A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too.
Please do not tell me that you come from Yucca Valley, because I see that you have all your teeth.
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