What is Yuleishness?
pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness
This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.
1. A Crazy little blonde chick who wants to kill people with a knife and light their balls on fire. Thus waiting to eat green jello while ..