What is Yuleishness?
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pseudo-journalistic yuletide foolishness
This year the news-wire services in particular seem to be engaged in a competition to see who can churn out the biggest avalanche of yuleishness. While they run a ton of Christmas related stories, they don't look for ones with any true spiritual meaning, and rather are more about reporting stupid shit with a holiday theme.
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The act of unrolling the paper in a public washroom, dabbing it with shit then rerolling it for the next user.
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