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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
Everything was fine until Lar..
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can you say SEXY!!!!! i have never in my intire life saw somebody that can be that sexy and that mutch of an asshole at the same time.. ..
