Yumf Edit Meaning

1. wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies. 'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?' 'Just ..

1. A small escaping of air from the vaginal area. It does not usually smell, but can make a little noise. Also referred to as "vart&q..

1. when your making out with your girlfriend and you hawk a loogie into her mouth. I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Sq..