Yumkin

What is Yumkin?

1) The act of performing oral sex on a man while he is experiencing "the runs".

2) Giving a blowjob to a guy who has diarrhea at the same time.

You owe me 5 yumkins.

See blowjob, blumpkin, diarrhea, poop, toilet

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Assdazzle

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