What is Yummy Mummy If She Weren't 2 Tonney?


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A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

See mother, insult, ect


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