Yumna Arif Edit Meaning

1. When your date's more like a shrivelled prune than a date. Was hoping for a good date, but met a prute instead with a real dry sen..

1. UES is an abbreviation for Upper East Side. Used by New York City dwellers to describe that part of the city. My friend John is dating ..

1. Having oral sex with a dead rat by cutting its mouth wider and ripping its teeth out, and crushing its organs with your penis I had the..