Yumtastic Edit Meaning

1. The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the poo..

1. Out of the thousands of female soldiers and marines that have served combat tours in Iraq (notice how I DON'T include recognition o..

1. While fucking a girl, bent over the bed, you pull out, run to the opposite wall, tag it, then run back as fast as you can. Attempt to re..