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"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
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"At least YOU'RE....."
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The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!..
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When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.
When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she&a..