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The art of getting your cock and slapping it on your partners forehead before they wake up. Sometimes done before a blow job but less p..
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A pirate in space. Duh...
Basically the coolest profession EVER. They fight aliens, space ninjas, space dragons and other space pirates..
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.
"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."
See bruce, zeus, willis..