What is Yuppie Battle Pants?
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A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.
When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!
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