Yuppie Battle Pants

What is Yuppie Battle Pants?


1.

A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety of shades of khaki and with other urban warfare necessities such as elastic cuffs and key loops.

When it got too hot, Nads impressed everyone by converting his yuppie battle pants into shorts. Oh, how prepared!

See yuppie, pants, old navy, hiking


61

Random Words:

1. 1.used to describe taking a woman out to dinner, a movie, etc. and then making out with her. 2.used to describe hitting a woman/knockin..
1. Someone who is honest and wants to do the right according to reason and logic. Also Truthgirl. I can trust him, he is truthboy. See g..
1. This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if ..