Yuppie Wash

What is Yuppie Wash?

A process invented by Yuppies where they purchase clothing, such as a shirt, then wear it until its slightly soiled, throw it out and get a new one.

"I never see you wear the same clothes twice"

"Thats because I yuppie wash"

See yuppie, wash, rich, fucker, shitbag

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