Yuppie Water

What is Yuppie Water?

Bottled spring water that one purchases.

In the summer, the pretentious couple drinks yuppie water instead of going to Starbucks.

Fagget Pants

1. An owner of extremely tight pants. Pants that may cut off oxygen in your crotchtial region. A prime example of this is emos and scene..

Jaspered

1. to jizz ones pants while dancing Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date. See jizz, cum, dance, jasper,..

Butt Kiss

1. A "butt kiss" is when you take a shit and it piles up and/or leans over to make contact with your ass. That turd was so long,..

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