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A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes pen..
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Performs a similar task to beer goggles. Has the uncanny ability to make unattractive people magically attractive. Nb effects can often ..
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1. A person of the female variety who is such a slut that her guts are full of com.
She's such a slurry guts that when she talks s..