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Quite literally an abortionist
lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok
or
guy1: What do yo..
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The forgotten art of cock spinning. Simply hold your semi-flaccid member at the base and twirl in a clockwise motion. It's importan..
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When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go mast..