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A horrible disease when someone becomes horrendously ugly when the skin between the eyeball and the cheeks is pulled towards the ground...
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Female middle aged spread
'Mate I'd do her if it weren't for the menopaunch'
See podge, gut, belly..
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When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles rel..
