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A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn..
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any member of the New York Yankees.
(The New York Yankees are collectively known as the devil's bitches.)
A-Rod and Derek Jeter a..
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Watched Transformers on his 18th birthday and stayed indoors posting on an internet forum.
Tim: Hey Fear, what did you do for your 18th..