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(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.
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On a stormy day, a heap of at least 5 broken and mangled umbrellas tossed on the side of a city street/sidewalk.
Coworker 1: Wow, it..