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When you get crusified while giving head to a priest.
"What happened to Mike the other day?"
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the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.
The smell of sex mustard lingered in the room.
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a yellow spread for food.
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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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