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Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep.
He was so drunk..
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a large turd with corn in it, usually left in a public bathroom for the next unsuspecting person.
there was a yellow eyed brown trout s..
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A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stop..