Z Patch

What is Z Patch?

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

See ez ryder, watkeys, blumpkin, angry pirate

Loglet

1. small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles. My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet do..

Touching Cotton

1. the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in..

Lbnrbistifijnl

1. Laughing but not really but I still think it's funny I'm just not laughing. Used in conversations over the internet instead of..

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