Z Patch

What is Z Patch?

Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke

Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on

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Reclined

1. When someone is forced to sleep on the recliner, without someone of the opposite sex, when all the other beds/sofas are being used by co..

Eliperate

1. Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough ..

Poofstache

1. A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates. Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache. ..

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