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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
See life, ear..
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To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc
Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike..
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This is a person who drank way too much the night before.
"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"
See tarred and feathe..
