Zac Efron

What is Zac Efron?


1.

The latest throwaway bubblegum-pop teenybopper idol. Starred in such 'hits' as High School Musicaland Hairspray. Will be forgotten once he gains a little weight or does his first stint in rehab for substance abuse.

Zac Efron is destined for one of those VH1 reality shows about washed-up celebs.

See tween, pop, high school musical

2.

Apparently, an actor who resembles Lindsey Lohan.

I use the word actor cautiously; i'm still convinced "he" is Lindsey Lohan.

girl: wow zac efron is so hot!

me: hmm but how did they conceal the d cups?

See high school musical, transexual, tranny

3.

A talented and charismatic young girl.But often mistaken for a hooker due to the amount of make-up.

man that Zac Efron chick is zexy

See high school musical, shit, just kidding, eww

4.

Starred in Summerland as "Cameron Bale", and later in High School Musicalas "Troy Bolton". The latter made him well-known among teens across the nation, and he is casted as Link Larkin in the upcoming movie Hairspray.

It is noticable that most guys are jealous of Zac's popularity among girls, and will resort to calling him gay, a fag, talentless, etc.

Girl: Ohmigosh I love Zac Efron!

Guy: You mean Troy Bolton? He's such a fag.

See zac efron, high school musical, summerland, hairspray, disney

5.

why should guys be jealous of some soon-to-be-transvestite?

1. he is a dude who likes to play with his mother's make-up bag

2. a dude who cant sing for shit or act for shit

3. some guy every girl wants to be with so they can talk about what make-up works better

4. some dude who is gonna get a sex-change so he can wear all the make-up he wants and not be called gay.

zac efron likes to put on make-up just like his mom!

like mother like son

See za, efron, transvestite, make-up, girl

6.

Zac Efron (full name: Zachary David Alexander Efron) was born in 1987 on the 18th of October. He lived with his foster father George Giitsidis, until he made the famous movie High School Musical, it was only then that his real father, David Efron, found that his son actually had some use and thus made the claim. Zac was reunited with his parents at San Luis Obispo, California - at this time his real mother had also come forth realising the money potential.

Zac Efron is a well renowned singer and actress. He is apparently a really "nice guy" according to Mel on Sunrise (Channel 7, early morning show). However he was only rated a 6 out of 10 for his "hotness" on the show "Are you HOT or NOT" for his girly appearance and skinny-legs. Along with his fast rise to fame, Zac Efron made many enemies. Zac Efron was shot a number of times by an armed gunman miraculously surviving the incident. Shortly after the incident an American S.W.A.T team repeatedly fired automatic machine gun fire at Zac Efron. Zac Efron survived yet again. The Team apologised saying that they "accidently" pulled their triggers.

He died on the 18th October 2006 (coincidently on his birthday) due to colorectal cancer. He died of a malignant polyp which had spread to his face. Thousands of fans did not attend his funeral however they did watch his new movie "High School Musical 4 - Back to High school...again"

Zac Efrons profile:

Gender: Male

Height: 174 cm

Age: 21

Eye colour: Blue

Hair Colour: Brown

Nationality: Unknown/ Behemoth

IQ: 2

Newsreporter interviewing Zac Efron.

"So Zac, how do you feel -" reporter gets cut off

"yes to all of them" - says zac efron

"Ok, but I havent even finished the ques -" reporter

"YES to all of them!" - says zac efron

"But I havent eve-" reporter

"YES TO ALL OF THEM" - says zac efron

"But thats not even the questi -" Reporter

"YES TO ALL OF THEM!!!" - says Zac efron

See zac, efron, zac efron, hsm

7.

a talentless, ugly man who stars in movies and makes people gag. he must be gay, his favorite color is tickle me pink. amen.

girl: wanna hear a joke?

boy: sure.

girl: what do you get, if a shark and an iguana had a human baby, and it had downsymndrome?

boy: O_o what?

girl: zac efron! DUH!

See ugly, men, talentless, gay, fag


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