What is Zakmoore?
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A conservative libertarian who is cluster rep, SA VP, mock trial all-star, and politalk extraordinare who, above all else, has a super-hot sister that is the basis for any friendship with said person.
"Yo, that guy's the man."
"Yeah, he's a real ZakMoore."
"Yo is he a Zak Moore?"
"Nah brah, he's a ZakMoore. One word son."
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A man who has 7 sons who can only go like this:
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Anything that is old and broken, tired, used up.  The combo of the words Jalopy and Dilapidated, combined.
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