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Signing on to the internet
"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"
See internet, web..
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A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
"The monkey claw is smelly"
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A fart that f..
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A real rough, energetic fuck
-You get it on last night?
-Yeah man I gave her the old rusty skoog!
-Whoa? She walking ok today?
-No....