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Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in Nort..
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Would you like to sleep with me tonight?
Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
Guy: *Thinks what did she just say? Oh..
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Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axein c..
