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type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thie..
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What you tell your friends when they ask what took you so long in the rest room.
Sorry it took me so long, I was dropping your kids off..
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having anal sex with your girl while shes so tired she can hrdly operate (mostly when she is very hungover) or do anything basically she..