Zambortion

What is Zambortion?


1.

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

2.

A minature Zamboni that cleans sidewalks

and is equipt to do abortions. Can fit in hard to reach places. Also has tilt steering.

Seth and I watched the Zambortion clean

the sidewalk outside of work.


2

Random Words:

1. NAC or Nut Ass Cheerleader, refers to a cheerleader who is slow,retarted,or just plain funny. it usually is used when talking to Steph w..
1. Adj. 1. ability to Lie, Cheat, Sexy Text, Steal Taxpayers Money, or kill strippers with no reprecussions 2. the resemblence in action ..
1. small useless yet amusing plant that is often associated with mammas fish restaurant and can be locted in the north west of the uk ewww..