Zampolve

What is Zampolve?

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A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

See zombie, vampire, werewolf, badass, killer, zampolve
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