What is Zampolve?
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A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.
Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!
Person2 - I cant!
Person 1 - Why not?!
Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!
Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!
Person 2 - Damn right
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