Zampolve

What is Zampolve?

1.

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

See zombie, vampire, werewolf, badass, killer, zampolve
49

Random Words:

Has-bian
1. A female who WAS a lesbian. Peggy: I was a lesbian in 1974. Bette: Just 1974? Peggy: Just 1974. (sits) That was all I needed. Bet..
Read more
Religious Warfare
1. people killing other people over who has the best invisible friend person 1: Hey, my invisible friend talks to me, and they say you&apo..
Read more
Pukefart
1. Puking so hard you fart. Dude I totally pukefarted last night after all those tequila shots. 1. Puking so hard you fart. Dude I tota..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free