Zampolve

What is Zampolve?

1.

A Zampolve is a cross between a Zombie, a Vampire, and a Werewolf. They are extremely hard to kill because they must be killed three different ways. The Zombie must have its spinal cord severed. The Vampire needs a wooden stake to the heart. And the Werewolf needs to be shot with a silver bullet. Zampolves are pretty much badass.

Person 1 - KILL THAT ZAMPOLVE!!

Person2 - I cant!

Person 1 - Why not?!

Person 2 - I only have a wooden stake!

Person 1 - Well we're fucked then!!

Person 2 - Damn right

See zombie, vampire, werewolf, badass, killer, zampolve
49

Random Words:

Zerbert
1. creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound. Wanna hear..
Read more
Looking For Number Three
1. When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from the..
Read more
Geehaw
1. Not getting along with something or someone at all. Like oil and water they do not mix...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free