What is Zaphod Beeblebrox?
Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.
I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.
One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.
"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"
The hoopiest frood in all the galaxy.
Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?
former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is
Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter