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When you try to fly to or from Chicago O'Hare airport without getting delayed.
Tom - "Dude where are you right now"
Mik..
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Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
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When someone uses words they don't even understand, while eating bean burritos from Taco Bell.
Zarfigliage occurs rarely, but caus..