Zapple

What is Zapple?


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Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothing on their chest to deliver a static shock directly to their areola. The sensation is not painful or lasting, but is hard to forget. Also known as the "Areola Borealis"

He: "Hey, ever have a Zapple?"

She: "What is that, iced tea?"

He: "Nope (zap!)"

She: "OW! You @#$% ! ! !"

See nipple, static, shock, zipple, borealis


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