What is Zapple?
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Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothing on their chest to deliver a static shock directly to their areola. The sensation is not painful or lasting, but is hard to forget. Also known as the "Areola Borealis"
He: "Hey, ever have a Zapple?"
She: "What is that, iced tea?"
He: "Nope (zap!)"
She: "OW! You @#$% ! ! !"
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Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.
Has one of the best voices out there..
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A short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those ..
